Interesting fact about marriage gentleman, you can’t use your bed. You can’t plop on it. You can’t jump on it. And god forbid if you actually lay down on it.
I have also been introduced to the decorative pillow. This is a piece of furniture whose sole purpose in life is to annoy me. I can’t use it. Rather, I discard it before bed, and replace it after sleeping. The latter is proving all the more problematic. I have now been introduced on the finer points of how to sleep. I have been doing it for 31 years, but apparently, it has been incorrectly. That is all for now. More interesting shit is around the corner for sure. Good night.